Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Introducing Mr Tunstall

Assassins.

 They've come a long way from ancient Persia
and they permeate modern culture
as a personification of Death.

Death. Personified.

And in such a role,
we expect our assassins to be 
superstars. Clean, calm
thorough, remorseless.

Want help with that tie? 

Who wants to be butchered clumsily
by a bloke with bad teeth,
and poor dress sense?

Apparently four people do, according to Freddie.


the Narrator would like to
introduce you to
Mr Oliver Tunstall.



Here. you'll find more
about Oliver.

13 comments:

  1. Wow, that's the best advertisement, Rhissanna. Thank you!

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    1. Aww! Thank you! I read the story and wanted something that fitted; a little bit smart, a little bit funny, a little bit sinister...

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  3. Will have to check that out when I get the chance!

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    1. Thank you, Summer! i thought of you when I picked out the Freddy gif.

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  4. I went and read about dear Oliver, and oh my goodness gracious, what a killer gem!

    And Rhissanna, I might have to hire you. Well, Darlene might have to hire you. Her overnight arson small business is just starting, and she might need some help finding paying clients. ;-D

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    1. I'll get my people to talk to your people and they can hash out the figures. :)

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  5. oo goodness you picked perfect gifs to go along with your narrative!!

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    1. Heh! Thank you! It's become much easier to add gifs on Blogger. I have to be careful and restrain myself or this would be a giffy spamfest. Not sure if that's good English, but I'm sure you know what I mean.

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  6. You better not keep him waiting long.

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