Blimey, it's cold!
Better get some hot action going, then!
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These are the further adventures
of the foul-mouthed Gretina the Skivvy.
Foul-mouthed she may be, but she is also bewilderingly innocent and horribly prudish.
Alone with a young man for the first time, she panics about what will happen.
Gretina wasn't sure what to expect, but Tilly Squint had assured her, with much giggling and gasps of horror, that men turned into beasts, that they ripped away all your clothing and threw you down on your back with your legs stuck up in the air, like rabbit-ears. Tilly had been vague on the details as to what happened next, but that it was terrible, that you were used; that was the word, used! Tilly had explained that afterwards there was mess and blood, and then you had a baby, in agony.
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Wow, I'm certainly glad it's not always like that. Hopefully it won't be for Gretina. Nice snippet! XX
ReplyDeleteLol! I know what you mean! I don't think this really counts as 'horny'. Not unless you're into that!
DeleteTilly isn't making matters better, that's for sure. Gretina will find out how misguided she's been...won't she?
ReplyDeleteI hope so! Does explain her anxiety, somewhat!
DeleteIt sounds like Tilly has had some thoughtless and brutal lovers in her past!
ReplyDeleteI don't think Tilly's a reliable witness, and I have it on good authority she's never so much as kissed a man. :)
DeleteWow! That's enough to put anyone off sex--for life. And though I suspected Tilly had never been with a man, she's clearly heard tales from someone who didn't want her finding out what sex was really like before she was properly wed Cute snippet, Rhissanna.
ReplyDeleteThank you so much. And yes, not all information is reliable!
DeleteSounds like Tilly is passing along second or third hand information. I hope Gretina will instead be pleasantly surprised--if she has the right lover. Cool snippet!
ReplyDeleteYes, I wonder where Tilly heard such an outlandish story in the first place? Either way, I can understand Gretina's trepidation and I hope she comes to find out otherwise from future encounters. Of course, it wouldn't be a story if everything went according to plan!
DeleteSomehow, I can't stop staring at the butts. I know, I'm a terrible person. *sigh*
ReplyDeleteWho doesn't like a nice butt?
DeleteSo, if your legs are stuck up like...rabbit ears. Hold on, I need to fetch my medical position dolls...
ReplyDeleteKen and Barbie. Not two Kens.
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